Stop me if you’ve heard this one before . . . . an hour and a half before showtime, two prints to build up, open one can and all the heads, tails, bands are crammed into the bottom of the can with no indicators what reel is what. We all have felt that pain. So, this happens to me Friday. I’m rewinding one reel on the make-up table while building another on the rewind. Now, I’m sure I’m not the only one who does this, but while rewinding the reel on the make-up table, I’m running the film between my fingers to see if the previous crack-smoking moron who broke it down left me any surprise splices (since there will me no time for a preview). For the first time in 23 years of building film, the plastic reel fragments.
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A shard of plastic detached from the reel, hits the wall and flies 12 feet to the stairs. The bad news is it went through the side of my finger to get there. It removed a rather impressive hunk of flesh which did a most excellent splatter job on the white Formica surface of my AW-2 two feet away. Since the show must go on, I wrap the damned thing in paper towels, masking tape it in place and build up the rest of the film.
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Enter my partner. Not at all amused by the mess, she calls my manager and I’m on my way to the ER (after starting the show) on a Friday night – an experience best avoided. Three stitches and two hours later, I’m on my way home for the weekend with a finger that looks like an odd martial aid.
So, what exactly is it going to take before movie companies stop using these plastic reels? This one came from Reel Easy – not exactly the cutting edge (pun intended) of film delivery technology. Whose fault is it really? Should the manufacturer of the reels wake up? How about the shipper for using them? If I wasn’t in a hurry would I have noticed this was a bad reel? Maybe I should find another business to be in. As sloppy as the new TES reels are, they seem to be made of a softer plastic that may be less prone to breaking into grenade-like shards. Oh, for the days of metal reels – yes, they were always bent, but the could be bent back and I never had one of those draw blood.