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Mike For Mayor 01 Jun 2000 20:51 #408

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I wasn't going to spill my guts and mix politics and business but since Matt Drudge is about to break the story I must confirm that I am in a hotly contested run for the Mayor's office of Belfast, Maine where I am seeking to unthrone the Madame Mayor who's been in power for 15 years. The election is June 13th. Order!!!! oRDER!!!!! (Sound of gavel) Whack! Whack!
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Re: Mike For Mayor 02 Jun 2000 07:52 #409

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You have my vote.......if I lived in Maine.



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Re: Mike For Mayor 02 Jun 2000 11:17 #410

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Well... I've been asked "what party am I running under?" And I answer "The Hardy". And small details like residency really shouldn't bother anyone as we're going to start off totally corrupt (I'm kidding) so we're letting dead people and aliens cast their votes as well. It's all a ploy to sell more movie tickets. I hear politics is good for business in a small town where it's easy to boycott your offending official. Citizens are now asking how many tiks I'll trade for their vote!

Today is election day so vote early and often! I am sure we can arrange favorable legislation for your theatre!
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Re: Mike For Mayor 14 Jun 2000 09:10 #411

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I now the new mayor of Belfast, Maine. Wow. By a vote of 650-450. I get to review a parade on Saturday!
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Re: Mike For Mayor 14 Jun 2000 10:18 #412

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Congratulations to the new lord of the manor. We, the little people have no fear that you will be good for our little kingdom by the sea. May the bears always thrive and may the reels run forever!
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Re: Mike For Mayor 14 Jun 2000 10:25 #413

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All hail King, I mean Mayor, Mike!
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Re: Mike For Mayor 14 Jun 2000 15:58 #414

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I guess those 200 illegal aliens with those shiny new voter registration cards, that I bused up there did the trick. However they are still waiting for their checks.

Seriously....congratulations. Aren't you glad you don't have to kiss any more babies. I said babies, not babes! Any full time positions available in the city planning department for a semi retired architect?
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Re: Mike For Mayor 14 Jun 2000 16:33 #415

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check out www.belfastbearfest.com and you'll see me on the right. You might also be able to see the baby on the bear's back which I just kissed. I already had my first duty of welcoming the Shriners convention to Belfast.
Thanks for those aliens (the space kind), the town is full of them anyway so no none noticed. Did you read the Melbourne theatre's schedule?
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