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see a movie outdoors? The last line is pricelss. 13 Aug 2009 14:13 #32116

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Let's Go See a Movie in the Park!I've got a better idea: Let's not.
By Juliet LapidosPosted Monday, July 6, 2009, at 7:04 AM ET

Read more from Slate's Summer Movies special issue.

Illustration by Alex Eben Meyer. Click image to expand.At a cocktail party recently, a fellow guest asked me whether I'd ever seen Double Indemnity. "Yes, of course," I said, dismissively and untruthfully. I did once sit in front of a screen playing Billy Wilder's famous noir, about a femme fatale who schemes to kill her husband, for the full 107 minutes. But the screen was located outdoors, at Bryant Park in midtown Manhattan. And I was located on a damp patch of grass, peeved at a friend who'd eaten more than her fair share of the hummus. Meanwhile, an acute pain throbbed in my lower back. So I can't say I really followed the storyline, or that I developed an opinion—even a small talk-ready one—about what I had watched.
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You can find open-air screening series in just about every major American city—among them Baltimore; Chicago; Portland, Ore.; Raleigh, N.C.; San Francisco; and Seattle—and in smaller cities and towns too (Rosslyn, Va.; Florence, Ala.). Here in New York, you can subject yourself to the vagaries of the weather and watch a movie in Bryant Park, in Central Park, on the Hudson River, by the Brooklyn Bridge, or on a number of Brooklyn rooftops. But why would anyone willingly attend such an event?

The most common response I get to that question is: "It's free!" True, most outdoor festivals don't charge for admission, but what about the fancy picnic you're expected to bring along? At nearly every Bryant Park film I've attended, either Camembert or Prosecco has been in evidence—sometimes both. Besides, the cost of a movie ticket is quite low if you consider that it protects you from the indignities of the outdoors. I'm not a cinema-experience snob—really, I'm not. I rarely notice when I'm viewing something in the wrong aspect ratio, and I regularly watch movies on my laptop. But I have three basic requirements: Darkness, comfort, and quiet, none of which a crowded lawn can provide.

The usual protocol at outdoor events is to start the screening after sundown—a futile attempt to satisfy the darkness requirement. In New York, the buildings, cars, and street lamps give off so much light that you might as well be watching at midday. Although the lighting problem may be confined to big cities, general discomfort is not. The human body was simply not intended to sustain either of the customary outdoor screening poses: legs straight ahead, upper body weight resting on the elbows, no neck support; or cross-legged, elbows on the knees, back bent like a comma. Certainly not for the duration of, say, Dog Day Afternoon (125 minutes, playing at Bryant Park tonight).

But streetlamp glare and neck strain are nothing compared with the real problem with outdoor screenings: The people who attend outdoor screenings. Before the movie starts, they prattle ceaselessly about the best nursery schools and the best cheese shop to get a good Camembert. After the opening credits, they still won't shut up. They chat in stage whispers, making banal yet dubious observations, such as "Isn't it great that we're watching a movie al fresco?" Like the denizens of art house cinemas, they guffaw and chortle operatically at the slightest provocation, so that everyone in a three-blanket radius will think they're paying close attention—which they're not. Case in point: Right after the climactic scene in The Man Who Knew Too Much, my neighbor let out an audible "Mmm." He then turned to his date to ask what was going on. That, anyway, is how the adults behave. The teenagers are worse. Influenced, perhaps, by Hollywood depictions of youthful necking at drive-ins, there's always far too much underage action at outdoor movies—with none of the privacy afforded by a back seat.

If it were universally acknowledged that sincere movie-watching cannot, in fact, take place at outdoor screenings, these events might be less irritating. I wouldn't feel guilty about kicking back, noshing on a cucumber sandwich, and ignoring the plot of Viva Las Vegas. But the programmers of outdoor festivals insist on filling their lineups with highbrow films—or, at least, films that actually require attention. One of the worst offenders is Chicago's Outdoor Festival in Grant Park, which this summer is showing Sunset Boulevard (poor Billy Wilder) and Cat on a Hot Tin Roof (the story of a sexually frustrated wife and her sexually confused husband—perfect for a family outing!). Other movies that really ought to be viewed indoors include A Street Car Named Desire (featuring a rape and a nervous breakdown, playing in San Jose, Calif.), The Class (a French film about a teacher in a low-income Parisian school, playing in Raleigh), and Kramer vs. Kramer (Meryl Streep abandons her young son, playing in Bryant Park).

My friends may never again invite me to an outdoor film festival, but you, dear reader, will surely field such an offer sometime soon. When the subject comes up, explain that you've heard of an even better venue for movie-watching. You can sit in a comfortable chair, there's air conditioning, pitch darkness, and it's considered common courtesy to pipe down when the previews come on. Prosecco is not typically served, but you can order a Sprite, the Prosecco of soft drinks. It's called a movie theater; I highly recommend it.
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Re:see a movie outdoors? The last line is pricelss. 13 Aug 2009 15:30 #32123

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Very entertaining article. :laugh: Thanks for sharing.

I totally agree, especially when you consider the gnats, mosquitoes, yellow jackets, and fire ants where I live. After all, when I am watching a movie I prefer to be the one eating snacks - not the one being eaten by those little blood-suckers! Free does not always equal value!!
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Re:see a movie outdoors? The last line is pricelss 13 Aug 2009 18:15 #32124

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I agree with the article...I was the projectionist for the first 10 years of the Bryant Park festival...it was Great being outdoors...but lighter fare was always better! It wasn't always drama...I think that what I call "booth movies"--those who you can keep up with even with interruptions- are the best ones to see outdoors! It was a blast having thousands to play to though.
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Re:see a movie outdoors? The last line is pricelss 13 Aug 2009 19:59 #32125

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I guess you can imagine where I sit on this fence!
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Re:see a movie outdoors? The last line is pricelss. 13 Aug 2009 21:23 #32129

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I know these outdoor showing are common in a lot of cities. My local city does "movies on the mound" at one of the parks every wednesday during the summer. They don't charge an admission, do they have to pay to show the movie? OR do they even have to notify the studios that they are playing the dvd? How does that work with a free showing like that?
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Re:see a movie outdoors? The last line is pricelss. 13 Aug 2009 21:38 #32130

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Admission or not if the owner of the film (distributor) knows about a public showing a fee will will have to be paid. If they are giving a public showing without the distributor's knowledge they are in violation of copyright laws.
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Re:see a movie outdoors? The last line is pricelss. 13 Aug 2009 23:30 #32134

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Agreed.

This goes back to conversations we've had regarding when a "free" performance becomes public. Roughly recalled, you start getting into trouble once you show a film (DVD) outside your home or to more than a very small number of people.

An additional issue is whether the performance actually benefits a person or group. It may not be directly financial. Like background music, a film could be used to attract people, who might spend their money on some other product. The studios' argument could be that were it not for their film, fewer people would attend the event, if any. Put that into a court and you have cause for damages.

It's not unusual for someone to post a "new" idea that involves use of the studios' films without paying them. Ironically, it's doubtful these people would consider letting strangers use their cars or eat their food without payment of some kind, yet they don't see that using films for gain without paying for their value is in itself a form of theft.

In the case of these "screenings", they're just not getting caught, which no doubt emboldens others to do it bigger 'n better. Eventually, someone will stick it in the studios' face to the point they can't ignore it.
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Re:see a movie outdoors? The last line is pricelss. 14 Aug 2009 03:50 #32135

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There are several outfits ( library, Parks & Rec, etc.) that do the "free show in the park" thing here in the Medford area of southern Oregon Jack. I doubt if any of them made deals with any of the distributors and since CineMark is the only exhibitor here I haven't made an issue of it...yet.
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Re:see a movie outdoors? The last line is pricelss. 21 Aug 2009 16:27 #32159

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great discussion on "free" movies. I will start one as a new discussion.
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