A guy wants to take his pet chicken to the movies and tries to buy a ticket but they won't let animals in.... "Sorry sir. It's against corporate policy." (must be Regal) So he goes around the corner and stuffs the chicken in his pants, comes back, buys a ticket and gets settled in. After a while he can tell the chicken is in need of air and might like to watch the movie so he unzips his fly and let's the chicken stick her head up. There are two ladies sitting next to him and the one closest turns to her friend and whispers that "this gentlemen next to me has unzipped his pants and has exposed himself." And her friend says "Who cares. You seen one. you seen 'em all." And her friends says "Normally I'd agree with you but this one is eating my popcorn."
I heard it last night on the radio driving back from one of my theatres. If they can tell it on the radio I can tell it here. And way back in my childhood I thingk I heard this before.
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